Cold Jokes. They make you wanna bash the person who says it.
“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.”
“Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.
What was the centerpiece of the annual Anorexia and Bulimnia sufferers convention?
A cake jumping out of a girl.
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of anty-bodies.
There you go. Laugh if you can. Just don't punch me if its Really lame like I said it is.