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Friday, November 14, 2008 @ The Didactic Post
Sorry people for such a long period without any updates-some unforseen circumstances!
Fine. It was plain laziness. And other issues lar..


A few things that happened(which I will cover):

1) Quitted National mother tongue symposium

2) Ran to K&K's house at 7am

3) Max is gone

4) Class chalet stagnating

5) Training

6) Holiday homework

7) Boobs-I mean books

8) MIRACLE!





On to NUMBER ONE.
quitted national mother tongue symposium



Very sorry Ber and all other people in refreshment comm that I had to quit from the comm. Don't worry, Abra will remain IC and BB will still try its best to make the, umm, refreshments a roaring success! Simply put, I quarreled with my dad, which involved some shouting, caning and loads of nagging. Complexly put, they were upset about things always being last minute and we could not see eye-to-eye on certain sensitive issues. It was partly my fault because of "rubber timing"-always go home later then what I told them. In any case, I agreed (yes, it was stupid) to stand down on all activities that I had ongoing. Sooo, since symposium was an activity, I had to quit. Anyway, I refused to eat dinner that night (Monday) but due to puberty causing me to have hunger pangs, no choice, have to go and eat dinner anyway-ending my 2 hour strike (failure)! So very sorry guys that I'm quitting symposium. ANYONE WANT TO TAKE OVER ME???? Yup, looking for a substitute (BB very small lar, noone else to take over). Contact me at, well, my number if you're willing to take over my place!



Now, NUMBER TWO.
ran to K&K's house at 7am



Day after the quarrel. was still simmering so I wanted to avoid my father for my morning run. I lent a book to K and I wanted to pass them the sequel in exchange for another book during one of my runs(not diarrhoea). Since I couldn't make it on Sat, I promised to run to their house on monday morning to pass them the book. Unfortunately, I quarreled with my dad on Sunday so, to avoid a confrontation in the morning, I planned to pass them the book at 6.15 am (nope, nothing sexual or wrong about that). BUUUT, my dad was up early too so I had to wait till he drove off to fetch my sis to school then leave my house for my run-looked weird running with a book. Anyway, I walked pass the guardhouse looking like a resident and passed them the book at their house. End of Story. What? Expecting something more exciting and explicit is it? Too bad, nothing happened only that they looked like zombies in the morning-no offense! XD



Allright, NUMBER THREE.
max is gone



No, he's not dead. For those who don't already know, max is my new dog. Well, he was quite obedient, cute, always listening to commands but there was ONE BIG PROBLEM. Every night, and afternoon, and evening, he would keep barking, not at strangers but at us. Barking while facing the house, trying to gain attention. It was a hell lot of noise. Sadly to say, our neighbours were very disturbed by the noise-as you may already know, there are many senior citizens in the vicinity and they complained that they could not sleep-but I thought that the older, the more deaf the more unable to hear?? Oh well, in the end, after talking to the trainer and SPCA, we came out with a reason: Max felt insecure. Solution: Sleep in the living room to keep him company. First night my dad slept in the living room, Max still made noise so my dad kept having to shut the dog up and he looked really tired the next day. Second night, I slept in the living room. Woke up many times to see bugs crawling on my shirt, having to constantly slur out: "noooo Maaaaxx"-when Max was noisy. COuldn't sleep I tell you. in the end, after another week of "Accompanying the dog" solution, we had no choice but to return him as he was not only noisy, he also liked to run into the house-together with clawing the doors and cupboards out side. Well, he also can't get along with Royal (my other golden retreiver) so, no choice. He's gone now, although we do miss him. We'll probably be getting another dog-considering. I wanted a ROTTWEILER, but now have to buy life insurance all that, so mah fan, so can't lar.


Going on to NUMBER FOUR.
class chalet stagnating

Okay, latest report on class "chalet" I hope. Costa Sands resort has a few vacancies but the reason why its not booked yet are as follows:
1) Its room by room, don't have that cohesive feel
2) Too expensive, scholars not going split among the "few" who go, can amount to much more than 20 dollars per pax
3) My parents don't work with govt, can't book
4) Mabel parents work in govt, but her parents can't book for unspecified reasons
5) No NTUC card??
and many more...

So, at the end of the day, the best solution is just to host the class gathering at someone's house. Any volunteers? we're currently lobbying for Wendy's house, maybe K&K's house again? My house too boring lar, so don't want. Yup, so if anyone is able to host the class gathering then do contact any member of the "Completely Sexy Institution"(CSI) or(the real-and boring name-one), " class bonding comm" tm. Yup, you can also contact me. Thanks for your coorperation!

***By the way, can start designing for next year class Tee. Slogan: FIERCE LIKE BOY

So moving on to NUMBER FIVE.
training

K, boring post. had AQ (adventure quest) training on thursday. Don't get fooled by its innocent name, it actually involves a 35 km expedition that the (BB) team is training hard for. Also includes pit stop activities like kayaking, archery, rock-climbing etc. Yes, so the training is basically to build up the stamina. In the end, after some warm-ups running along corridors in school we sat down and played umm.."exercising dai di-big 2.5" dunno how to play bridge mah, then I lazy to teach. It includes 5 pumping per card left. I did many more than hundred-such a failure. T.T K, I did win also allright, make until dun hao have to do 55 pumping in one round. Muahahahahahaha! Yup, was quite fun though! XD


Next point, on NUMBER SIX.
holiday homework

OH MY GOODNESS!! I started already! I did well, 2 questions of the compre. K, that's very little but at least its a start. Everything has to start from some point allright! And Kudos to all those out there who hav finished their homework-You're a Nerd. But oh well, O's next year got to study hard also lar but since I almost everyday need to go school, no time to study.

Okay, NUMBER SEVEN.
boobs-i mean books

Okay, nothing to do with booby books. Was reading quite a number of books last week, some include sex scenes-IN WORDS DOLT (hence the whole idea bout boobs)! For those who want pictorial boobs by the way, well, I'm innocent Okay, so innocent that I can tell you to type "boobs" in google image search with safe search turned off to see whatever you wanna see. Allright, some authors that I would recommend:
1) John Grisham. Books are really intriguing, power in the real-world depicted. Includes manipulation of elections and the liks, a bestselling author! Go read "the broker"!
2) Stephen Frey. Basically the same type of book as John Grisham only with a different writing style about powerful people in the upper-circles, would recommend "The protege"!
3) Gasper Chan-no kidding.


Last Point in conclusion, NUMBER EIGHT.
miracle!

Nope, I did not suddenly become 1.8 metres tall-so saddening, I became 1.9 metres tall instead! (Kidding) Nope, nothing to do with anyone getting healed. Nothing to do with a rabbit apearing from a hat. In fact...

CHARIS UPDATED!!! OMG! Miracle, pigs can really fly already! She updated at last, wapiang! After she update I never update haha! Yup, yes, I know its a dissapointing miracle but oh well, miracles happens all around you. You just have to watch out for it.


Okay people, really sorry for not updating for such a long time, hope that this post satisfies you people! haha! Yes, didactic means really long and saturating!

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